At our last guild meeting, the president read out the following:
What is a UFO?
It starts out as a WHIMM (work hidden in my mind).
After a FART (fabric acquisition road trip),
and some SEX (stash enhancing experience),
it becomes a PIG (project in a grocery sack).
The PIG becomes a HSY, pronounced hissy, (haven't started yet),
once you have a HSY and begin to work on it, it becomes a WIP (work in progress).
The WIP becomes a UFO as soon as some other project grabs your attention more than the project that was a WIP!
I got a kick out of it.
Have a great day!